So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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