He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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