She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Randomize
