he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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