btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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