I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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