Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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