She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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