I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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