its not stalking. its research.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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