I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
