Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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