Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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