I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Pants are for mortals
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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