Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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