Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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