Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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