We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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