I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
