actually, I'm a sock model
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I think a kid would responsible me up
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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