i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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