I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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