You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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