Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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