i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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