Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
did i walk over a car last night?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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