Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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