You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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