I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
so let's talk penis.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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