I want to have your abortion
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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