What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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