I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
do herpes really smell.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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