chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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