So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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