im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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