I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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