so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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