Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Be still, my beating vagina.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
