found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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