Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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