I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
try to milk me bitch
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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