they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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