have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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