what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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