She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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