that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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