I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
