My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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