I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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