I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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