you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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