I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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