just tell him i said nine months
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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