let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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