I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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