I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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