I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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