i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
It's Friday. Sex?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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